Sh*t on Private Smith

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Long time ago a Brit told me a joke, which wasn’t particularly refined but it is very much to the point now in the situation with Harvey Weinstein.

The joke is as follows.

Once upon a time there was a princess who one day stopped going to the toilet for unknown reasons. The best doctors in the kingdom were unable to handle such a severe case of constipation.

But there was a lad amongst the servants who knew a certain Private Smith whom everybody treated like shit. So he suggested putting the man underneath some structure with a hole above – and promised to cure the princess.

When the structure was built, the lad asked the princess to squat over the hole and told her: “Shit on Private Smith!”

She did – and was cured.